In the past two weeks, I’ve literally had five SOBER (or at least moderately so) guys give me their numbers…and of course I’m in the midst of talking to someone. FIVE! Isn’t it funny how suddenly everyone is coming out of the woodwork?

4 hours ago on 31 May 2012 ~ 3:25pm 3 notes
jennamarbles:

Meanwhile the Mexican kitty is snuggling with Max’s belly button  (Taken with instagram)

jennamarbles:

Meanwhile the Mexican kitty is snuggling with Max’s belly button (Taken with instagram)

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4 hours ago on 31 May 2012 ~ 3:24pm 678 notes
jennamarbles:

The gray banana is a papoose.   (Taken with instagram)

jennamarbles:

The gray banana is a papoose. (Taken with instagram)

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4 hours ago on 31 May 2012 ~ 3:24pm 1,057 notes
brittanynoell:

“The red washing down the bathtub won’t change the color of the sea at all.”
I love this more than anything. The first time I saw it, I wrote it on a post-it note and put it on my wall.

brittanynoell:

“The red washing down the bathtub won’t change the color of the sea at all.”


I love this more than anything. The first time I saw it, I wrote it on a post-it note and put it on my wall.

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4 hours ago on 31 May 2012 ~ 2:51pm 137,381 notes
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14 hours ago on 31 May 2012 ~ 4:54am 685 notes

feyminism:

im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

#HAMLET #ITS NAME IS HAMLET

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15 hours ago on 31 May 2012 ~ 3:48am 15,373 notes

niftyjaguar:

propaedeuticist:

Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.

That top right picture has TWO rainbows.

Thus the only photo of a tornado, lightning, and two rainbows.

Somebody make a tornainbow with lightning.

15 hours ago on 31 May 2012 ~ 3:46am 11,599 notes

I need to stop overthinking everything. What’s meant to be will be. 

15 hours ago on 31 May 2012 ~ 3:35am
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2 days ago on 29 May 2012 ~ 1:41pm 8,335 notes

I just stepped on the scale out of curiosity. I weigh less now than I have in the past 5 years, and I’m probably in better shape too. Bikini bod, here I come!

2 days ago on 29 May 2012 ~ 12:44pm 1 note

I wish I could put last night on repeat and live it over and over and over again. Life is good today, life is good today.

3 days ago on 28 May 2012 ~ 2:01am 1 note

Wheeeee!!! I’m on top of the world!!

4 days ago on 27 May 2012 ~ 3:59am

Ddhdihsuebd freaking out freaking out freaking outtttt!!

4 days ago on 27 May 2012 ~ 12:41am 1 note
Best hair day in months. So glad it wasn’t wasted! Goodnight, tumblr!

Best hair day in months. So glad it wasn’t wasted! Goodnight, tumblr!

5 days ago on 26 May 2012 ~ 3:15am 2 notes

Shit. The guy I’m interested in (who seems to be interested in me too) seems to think that my best friend likes me. Everyone sees it. I don’t know what to do. I love the kid to death, but I’ll never like him. I haven’t liked him in the first 7 years I’ve known him. I tried to. I won’t. I can’t. I will never like him than more than a friend. I hate hurting people’s feelings… </3

5 days ago on 26 May 2012 ~ 2:48am 1 note